Funny Acrostic Poem For Your Name

Ok, I'm back. Recently, but I'm at home (finally). And I'm not yet managed to find two minutes to fix this horrible layout. I mean, horrible .. I'm not biting the hand where I eat, but you can do better. I'm not talking to the nice picture of Natalie Portman magically appeared on top of the column. Natalie I do not even want to. But you still do not know, ordinary mortals, that this is the basis to create something great.
Something wonderful.
Something superlative.
And that is something even uglier, but by me.
Gne Gne!

(PS: Stop immediately get used to the pretty face of Natalie and her fawn eyes hurt and helpless. In fact, do not start either. Natalie is gone. Oh yes, it will disappear '.)